Lets learn English

а улице?
Учень -ВПП
Учитель -Что?
Учень -Взлётно-посадочная полоса, на которой самолёт взлетейшн, а потом приземлейшн.
Учитель -Если самолёт будет так резко приземляться, то пассажиры погибнут.
- Учень А спорим не погибнут? На пятёрку
Учитель -На тройку
Учень -Ни вам, ни нам, на Четыре
Учитель -ОК
Учень -А самолёт грузовой был. .
Учитель -Сидоров!


Stage 3 "Screen work"
(pupils of 11th form)
Вчитель: And now I would like to show you some photos. Be very attentive
(діалог ведуть Учень 1 та Учень 2)
СЛАЙД 1 We very often we use on-line translator. But remember its only machine which couldnt think
For example: Our cat gave birth to three kittens - two whites and one black.
Translation: Наша кішка народила трьох кошенят - двох білих і одного афроамериканця.











СЛАЙД 2 From the other side this machines can think too much
For example: Men are men and men should clean the house
But computer has another idea: Men are men and women should clean the house
СЛАЙД 3, 4 - Тell me please, how you will prepare for the English exam.
I dont think about it. May be I will take some extra classes.
And which teacher will help you.
I dont know. May be Ill find some teacher through the internet.
I can help you. I have some advertisement.
Its the first one (показує)and the second one (показує)
Oh, thank you, very much. You are really good friend








СЛАЙД 5, 6, 7, Masha, I know that your family are going to Lviv next week.
Yes. Its true.
Please, pay your attention to the road signs. Some of them can be so funny