ld before!
Teacher and student
Teacher: I have got five apples in my right hand and seven apples in my left hand. What have I got?
Student: Very big hands.
Dentist and patient
Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?
Dentist: Wear a brown tie!
Storyteller: The poem "Robin the Bobbin"
Robin the Bobbin,
The big-bellied Ben,
He ate more meat
Than fourscore men;
He ate a cow.
He ate a calf,
He ate a butcher
And a half,
He ate a church,
He ate a steeple,
He ate a priest
And all the people!
A cow and a calf,
An ox and a half,
A church and a steeple,
And all good people,
And yet he complained
That his stomach wasn,t full.
Робин-Боббин
Перевод Маршака
Робин-Боббин
Кое-как
Подкрепился натощак:
Съел теленка
Утром рано,
Двух овечек
И барана,
Съел корову
Целиком
И прилавок с мясником
Сотню жаворонков в тесте,
И коня с телегой вместе,
Пять церквей и колоколен-
Да еще и недоволен!
Storyteller: English jokes and humour
"Teacher and Tim"
Teacher: Tim, can you spell the word "mouse"?
Tim: M-O-U-S
Teacher: Good, but what is at the end?
Tim: A tail!
"Boy and girl"
Boy: Hi
Girl: What?
Boy: How are you?
Girl: Do I know you?
Boy: I am Rich.
Girl: Oh! Hi! I am fine thanks. How are you?
Boy: No, I am Rich. Rich is my name.
Girl: I don,t talk to boys.
Storyteller: The poem "Humpty Dumpty"
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king,s horses,
And all the king,s men
Couldn,t put Humpty together again.
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