>"My new nose doesnt work - its blocked. "
"Maybe youve got a cold," suggested Mrs. Smith.
"Thats impossible! This is a genetically engineered Bodyco nose! It doesnt get colds!"
But it was true - the new nose did not work. It was blocked and Mr. Smith couldnt smell anything.
He went back to the Bodyco shop.
"Good morning, Mr. Smith," said the assistant. "What would you like today?"
"I want a new nose," said Mr. Smith.
"You already want a new nose!" said the surprised shop assistant. "But youve only had this one for a month! Dont worry, small noses are still fashionable!"
"No, you dont understand," said Mr. Smith. "I want a new nose because this one doesnt work!"
"Thats impossible," said the shop assistant. "You have a genetically engineered Bodyco nose. It cant go wrong!"
"But it has gone wrong," replied Mr. Smith. "Its blocked and I cant smell anything".
"What have you used your nose to do, Mr. Smith?" asked the shop assistant.
"What have I done with my nose? Thats a stupid question! I havent done anything unusual with my nose. Ive used it to breathe and to smell, as usual!"
"If you have not used your nose correctly, Mr. Smith, it is possible that it will not work correctly. "
"Thats absurd!" shouted Mr. Smith. "I want my money back! I want a refund!"
"Im afraid that we do not give refunds, Mr. Smith. There was no guarantee with this nose. "
Mr. Smith was so angry that he didnt know what to say. He walked out of the shop, and didnt say anything.
But now he had a big problem: a useless nose. Fashiona
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